50 Shades of *Bleep*

So basically, of course, you have heard of 50 Shades of Grey.

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c8513666e4f4d82ff60b4c5826b446bd Yeah. This one. The famous erotic romance novel, turns movie.

Meanwhile, in Malaysia. Along the stretches of long, news feed Facebook posts.

Individual A : 50 Shades of Grey is banned in Malaysia! SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!

Individual B : Asyik-asyik banned cita feveret aku! Bodoh apa banned ni! Cerita je kot!

Individual C : 50 Shades kene banned! Macam mana nak tengok ni? Semua pon banned, ni yang aku tak suka Malaysia ni. Pindah la macam ni.

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Yes, yes, I can bet to you, you have AT LEAST, ONE, human being, complaining how frustrated they are, that their 50 Shades of Grey (suddenly it’s their all time favourite movie, which they have never watch/read to begin with) is banned in Malaysia. Ironically, the ones complaining, are the ones that doesn’t portray the looks of having a BDSM fetish in their traits. Which surprisingly, you will start to look at them in a… rather… weird peculiar..way.

Anyway, in case you didn’t know, 50 Shades of Grey began its journey into the world, through series of book published by author E.L. James (the author is a she by the way). When the book is popular throughout 9gag, I started to ask around, to people whom have read it, what is so good about the book. Surprisingly to me, it is known to contain sexy fetish romance stuff in it. The thing is, the sexy fetish stuff, are BDSM type of sexual erm..stuff? I tried to read a few pages, (more like skimming through), and I was turned off at how, unsexy (not to mention, sort of kelam kabut-ish) the plot of the whole story is. I gave up and didn’t even bother to try to read the book. As what people said, the book is only famous for it’s BDSM sex stuff. Sort of erotic.

So when, they banned the movie, here in Malaysia. I am not surprised at all. I guess it is expected anyway. No way, a visual interpretation of the book could have a green light here. Even if it is shown to public, with the scenes cuts off, then it wouldn’t be 50 Shades of Grey! As the main essence of the movie is about how Mr Grey has 50 Shades of weird, dominance, and abusive sex traits. More like Shades of Boring Billionaire Grey.

I still don’t see the fuss about the movie, including the book. I am actuallly amazed, it has two more sequels/prequels to the book! I mean, apa je perkembangan cerita tu? (Please, don’t bother to explain what happened to them, I couldn’t care less, it was just a rhetorical question). 

No need to defend the movie, fans of Mr Grey, I am allowed to have my own opinion, and I am not interested in the book. I think I grew up with books by J.K Rowling, you know Harry Potter? Yeah that. The plot is wonderful, she managed to make another realm exists in our imagination, and created a small section of how real it feels in our mind. That is way more awesome than any other books. I will be pissed, if stories like Harry Potter were to be banned here, then I will allow you people to go berserk and outraged by it, because I know I will be part of them.

So, nothing much. I am just ranting about how people are making a fuss about the film being banned, when it is SO OBVIOUS, that it is too erotic for the society here. Calm your self down people.

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If you really want romantic? This character is super romantic, and no erotic, sexual, weird fetish is involved.

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(On the left is the 2005 movie version, Matthew Macfadyen and 1995 BBC series, Colin Firth) 

Ladies, I present to you Mr Darcy(s) from Jane Austen’s Pride & Prejudice.  Now this is a lovely piece of literature.

Anyway,

I am anticipating a much better movie than 50 Shades of Grey.

Yeap. This.

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Now if you would excuse me, I would like to paint 50 Shades of Boredom into my life.

Mental Picture

I turn to look by my side last night. What seems to be a misunderstanding turns to be one of my unforgettable mental picture that my memory keeps on repeating.

I remember he shifted my handbag to his side and swipe it with his computer bag. With his grumpy face, he asked me to lie down at the bag. A very confused me, asked him, for what reasons should I do it.

He keeps on tapping to the bag, and ask me to just lie down. I did as what I was told, because I didn’t know whether he was still upset or not. He pulled the tissue box closer and took the tissues to give it to me.

“Dah la. Jangan menangis”

That very words made me cry even more. So I cried to his laptop bag and he tapped my head calming me down. When it was supposed to be me, doing the pujuk-ing session. Since I made him upset over my impatience behaviour.

I kept repeating apologies over and over again. And he kept calming me down and put a smile to my face, our eyes stared at one another and we both smiled.


I am an independent individual, born as the eldest and only daughter. I am used to do things on my own and doing it at my own pace. I rather trouble myself and make it at ease for people than letting them do it on their own. Well.. to make it short, I am comfortable doing things in my own way. Looking at Le Beau last night, it strikes me, marriage would’ve mean me, having to put aside my independent traits and share every pain, smiles, laughter, sadness with another person. It will really mean opening up my life to another person for the rest of my life.

I am both excited and scared on that part, as much as I want to get married. That part sorts of scares me. But it’s good to know, someone understands that it’s gonna be a scary and bumpy ride, but they wanna go through it with you anyway. I refuse to talk about my wedding or marriage (no, it’s not happening anytime soon you nosy people). Because only God knows, the blueprint of my life. I only have a child’s imagination and just a slight idea what is going (or not) to happen.  But like I said, it’s good to know, I have someone by my side ready to go through it.

I think you are the best gift, He gives to me.

It’s mushy I know. But it’s alright. it’s always alright.